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Humorous/funny story of mine.
1) i do know that e dey vex u whilst u take delivery of an marriage ceremony invitation card from ur gf yet u should cown down cos u don succeed in ur hall.
2) a few pastors will become shouting every part na double double while praying to someone which have horrific circumstance' i do not even recognise climate na great prayer or na horrific one infact am stressed
three) i do not comprehend what to do given that the day prior to this until eventually at the moment once i inform a woman that i wan to marry say if i conclude her bride worth she can supply start for me & she inform me that she can have (three) childrent now if she been now not doing abortion due to the fact.
four) this man made finger nail & pink lip stick will not be for a majority of these skinny yellow women few of them find yourself trying like vampire in any case.
five) you purchase greatest oxford dictionary simply to get any strategy of grama however even new testomony bible u no get hmmm i am hoping u ar able to purchase best freezer to freeze any scorching of hell hearth too.
6) what shall it cash in a boy to spend so much for a lady & nevertheless brake up along with her?
7) what shall it benefit a lady to repair all Brazilian hair nevertheless prove and not using a boyfriend.
eight) one could best describe Nigeria police as black sellers: there get dressed black' shoe black' cap black' speak right black' even there faces is all now black cos sunlight don flip them into what them wan to be.
nine) akpos: teasher' title one animal that are living in water' akpos fish' teasher exact' identify 5 animals that lives in water' akpos fish' papa fish' mama fish' brother fish' & sister fish
10) Jesus Christ feed (five'000) those with 2 breads & 5 loaves of fish nonetheless cary a few move' hmmm no be small paintings but when he strive it on this buhari time u cross see na simplest (50) employees move conclude am imedetly. eleven) in this day and age u ask a lady for friendship & she receive ur pal request my brother run & run sooner she would like to weigh down. country wedding of the style
12) every body is now attempting to was supervisor or vucnizer on this u . s . a .' if u ask particular person how a ways is eighter he/she answer i dey deal with or i dey patch.
thirteen) you put on 1'500 chain questioning that it really is ur top' nigga noting is special among u & canine.
14) your pastor construct mansion marry spouse nevertheless get automotive & u simply have basically his decal at ur door wrote here is your 12 months of miracle' is ur mind paining u?.
15) the single caution african take severe is battery low.
sixteen) one someone could have birthday in January five nevertheless have it in December 10' abeg want reasonably born back is that one?